Steampunk Emporium eBook Review

Steampunk Emporium

In honor of National Craft Month, I thought I’d review one of my beading e-books, Steampunk Emporium. Now, for bead books I prefer a PDF downloadable format. I don’t feel that beading instructions can be correctly relayed with text only in an ePub file. The file does come with chapter bookmarks, but isn’t broken down further than that and the page numbers aren’t clickable. For ease-of-use, it’s best to read the Table of Contents then go to the appropriate chapter. A more hierarchical breakdown would be ideal for me.

Steampunk Emporium is a book that offers five main themes for jewelry-making: Atlantis Expedition, Zeppelin Pirate Attack!, Absinthe Fairy Interlude, Jurassic Valley Exploration, and Clockwork Tea Party. Within each of these categories, there are four or five projects ranging from mixed media designs to wirework. The skills required to make each piece also vary. For example, the Azure Cog Earrings employ simpler wireworking skills than the Adventurer’s Fob Watch, which definitely necessitates a familiarity with polymer clay.

So who do I feel would best benefit from this book? I think anyone who is involved in steampunk costuming would really like the variety of designs. For the average beader, the materials required are a little more involved. The components required for these pieces are not inexpensive, but the plus side to this is that each piece is unique and every step is outlined with a photo. Even if your polymer smiley faces, so to speak, wind up like Dali-esque melty faces, the photos will help, so I don’t think you’d be buying materials for the sake of having them.

The author, Jema Emilly Ladybird Hewitt, thought of everything. There is flash fiction at the beginning of each chapter, an explanation describing what steampunk is, additional resources to explore with clickable links to websites, a glossary, and a guide to working with vintage items that includes taking watches apart. It is themed very specifically to steampunk.

If you’re into steampunk — especially costuming — I do think this 130 page eBook worth a buy for the ideas that aren’t run-of-the-mill. Just keep in mind that the digital functionality of the PDF isn’t optimal.

Steampunk Emporium is available at DriveThruFiction.com.

Sample Comic Page for Last Zombie Standing

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Thought you might want to take a peek at Page One for Last Man Zombie Standing. Here it is! Love writing comics and I hope to do more of them.

PAGE 1

PANEL 1: The first image is a close-up of piles of newspapers lying on the edge of a lab table. The date is March 8, 1964. The headlines read: “U.S. Scientists Blamed For Outbreak.” “Millions Undead.” “Human Cloning A Disaster.” “Apocalypse Now!” Here, the title of the comic may be superimposed on the left hand side of the image in a gory, stylized font.

Silent Panel

PANEL 2: In this image, we see we’re inside a science lab; the room is in total disarray. Piles of books and newspapers are stacked haphazardly on the floor. Tubes hang down from the ceiling. There are lab benches piled high with bottles of different shapes and colors. The light source is directed toward the right corner. The windows have been boarded up. There are mousetraps scattered across the floor, ashtrays filled with cigarette butts, and empty bags of airport peanuts. Mary Tyler Moore and other models adorn the walls; their pictures have been ripped out of magazines and taped up for decoration.

1 Dr. Powell (off screen from right): Dare I?

PANEL 3: We see DOCTOR POWELL leaning toward a coffin-shaped glass tube filled with an electric blue fluid. The tube sits at a 45 degree angle. Inside the propped tube, lies the body of Doctor Powell’s clone, 000138, but we can’t tell who the man is yet, just that he’s male. Doctor Powell is a tall, spindly man with high cheekbones, heavy brows, and a thin mustache. He is wearing a traditional white lab coat, shiny black shoes, and tweed pants. His clothes are worn and threadbare. A ballpoint pen hangs over his ear. His hair is graying at the temples and he looks malnourished. He still wears his beat up name tag and there is an old metal flashlight sticking out of his pocket. He also wears a broken watch. On his right hand, between the thumb and forefinger, is a series of digits: 000137.

2 Dr. Powell: Why, there’s no telling what the two of us could do. Build armies! Clone Eve! Find the cure!

PANEL 4: Here, see a close up of “Dr. Powell” in the tank and our suspicions are confirmed: this clone is Dr. Powell. He is not as malnourished as the scientist is, and he is clean-shaven, but the resemblance is clear.

3 Dr. Powell: Or should I say: “Just the one of us?” Yes… That’s right…

Thuni the Uni

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I was sick last week (still recovering) but managed to sneak in one crafty-type item. When I’m not collecting comic book art, I tend to favor line art pieces a la Keith Haring and really like the Tokidoki line, which is based off of one artist’s work — Simone Legno.

So… This happened. Thuni is an inspired mashup of miscellany. Just got an idea and went with it, really. Kind of nice not to plan for a change. If you’re wondering why the lines are weird, well…I drew and filled this in with Sharpies and Sharpie paint markers, which are oil-based. Different effects between the two and, when the urge to doodle strikes me, I may go over the lines again just to reinforce the color. (If you want to see a larger image, you can click on these.) A good experiment, either way, and it’ll definitely help me sort out how to paint my mega-sized Munny. Well, that and I’d REALLY like to recreate those door-knockers from the Labyrinth.

Tokidoki Thuni One

Tokidoki Thuni Three

Tokidoki Thuni Two

    Mood: I feel a great disturbance in the Force.
    Caffeinated Beverages Consumed: Some.
    Work-Out Minutes Logged Yesterday: Yeah… That’s an ouch.
    In My Ears: Daft Punk. Yo.
    Game Last Played: Sonic All Star Racing Transformed
    Book Last Read: Lovecraft’s Monsters anthology
    Movie Last Viewed: Push
    Latest Artistic Project: National Craft Month
    Latest Fiction/Comic Release: Last Man Zombie Standing
    Latest Game Release: Freedom Flyer
    What I’m Working On: Primarily tie-in games work and novels.


Happy Masala with Rice Accident

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“Chicken tikka masala was created in the 70s. Turns out a chef made up a new dish combining cream of tomato soup with…” (1)

A friend of mine in London told me that story after I mentioned how I happen to love Indian food (Tikka Masala in particular) but know absolutely nothing about the cuisine or its origins. What little knowledge I have gleaned about the cuisine and the country are small impressions of spice diversity. Yep. Total n00b.

In a continued effort to prepare dishes myself (as opposed to frozen or eating out) the other night I was making dinner and opened a jar of tikki masala sauce. Um… From June 2013. (Note to self: check labels at all times.) Frustrated I was completely hosed, I grabbed my jar of Garam Masala spice, a can of coconut milk, tomato sauce, and tomato paste.

VOILA! Happy accident!

Of course, I can’t call what I made chicken tikka masala and shouldn’t be classified as such, but I will say this: sometimes the best recipes do happen accidentally or are inspired by an original dish. In this case, to avoid a major disaster. Which… Yeah, those have happened on occasion. See also: the reason why I haven’t used my tart pan yet. Anyhoo… I love little stories like these. Food is one of the ways to build out worlds and characters. So much cultural history can be found in what people eat. This particular story happens to span not one but three countries!

(1) The footnote to this is that apparently Chicken Tikki Masala’s origin is hotly contested. From this 2009 Times article, there’s a row over the dish. This 2011 Food Detective article digs a little deeper. Jury’s still out on the nom!

    Mood: It will be above 30 degrees this weekend. SPRING IS COMING!!!!
    Caffeinated Beverages Consumed: I refuse to tell you. Nah!
    Work-Out Minutes Logged Yesterday: Tappity-tappity-tappity.
    In My Ears: STILL avoiding the f-bomb fish tank.
    Game Last Played: Sonic All Star Racing Transformed
    Book Last Read: Lovecraft’s Monsters anthology
    Movie Last Viewed: Looper
    Latest Artistic Project: National Craft Month
    Latest Fiction/Comic Release: Last Man Zombie Standing
    Latest Game Release: Freedom Flyer
    What I’m Working On: Primarily tie-in games work and novels.


Learning from Penguins

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I cannot think of a story more apropros to what happens online when a topic goes viral, save the Jenny McCarthy autism vs. vaccines debate, than the Great Penguin Sweater Fiasco. To sum up what happened, in 2011 (according to the timestamp of Mike Dickison’s article I quoted below) there was an oil spill in Australia. Thousands of penguins were affected so online activists (or charitable people, if you prefer) put out a call for sweaters since that was a solution to resolve the problem, similar to what happened years earlier.

The end result is that “hundreds, possibly thousands” of unneeded sweaters will continue arriving at Skeinz. The organiser claimed, “the sweaters were a way for people to help, even if they weren’t going to be used.” Apparently the sweaters will be sent to a conservation group in Australia, though with crates of penguin jumpers already in storage it’s hard to see when they’ll ever be needed; some might be sold for unspecified fund-raising purposes. It all seems like rather a poor use of thousands of hours of volunteer effort: the knitters would have made more of a difference supplying gloves and hats for the volunteer clean-up crew, or donating a few dollars to Greenpeace, or writing to their MP with their views on maritime safety or offshore oil drilling. Knitters didn’t sign up to make sweaters for sale; they made them for penguins. — SOURCE: The Great Penguin Sweater Fiasco

Why did this happen? Forget the penguins for a moment. We already know why bad information goes viral. Reading comprehension isn’t the greatest and that is exacerbated by the way in which information gets shared online. There is no sense of time on the internet and it’s not common practice to read the time stamp on articles or find fact-based updates that refute earlier points. That, combined with the fact folks get paid for eyeballs on the page (e.g. free sites supported by advertising) — drama is a business. But here? The Great Penguin Fiasco wasn’t drama, it was the exact opposite of that. There was a desire to help, a need to do something when all other options failed, and it went viral.

Replace penguins with people getting upset about purple underwear. Fall 2011: Purple underwear is totally acceptable. Spring 2013: Can’t wear purple underwear because it’s a major faux pas. Spring 2014: Purple lipstick is a major faux pas. Or is it? Donatella Versace backpedaled when confronted with purple lipstick worn in this photo (dated 2011). Star Trek celebrities seen taking pictures in support of purple lipstick. Upsets the fanbase. Manufacturers called to stop making purple lipstick. An oversimplification at best, true, but non-issues tend to pop up just as easily as real tragedies do. Online, there is no difference between a cat picture and an oil spill.

The penguin sweaters are a physical manifestation of the word “viral”. Thousands upon thousands of penguin sweaters is a picture that’s seared into my brain whenever news (bad or good) is shared online. This is what viral communication can do. Every sweater is an action someone took to help, not knowing what the end result would be. This is impressive in its scope, considering one has to know how to knit and take the time to make these sweaters. Ironically, this has now evolved to a new call.

If you read the fine print, you find out the sweaters will actually be sold in the gift shop. I guess “knit sweaters for us to sell in our gift shop” is not the sort of thing that goes viral.

So, instead of knitting sweaters for the penguins, they’re asking volunteers to create free product. That is a much different tack on the volunteer effort. Think what you will of that, by the way. If the sweaters are being used to raise money for conservation efforts, is that necessarily a bad thing? A moral dilemma to be sure but… How many knitters read the fine print?

Lessons from the Great Penguin Fiasco? I feel they include the following:

  • There are positive and negatives to group participation. (And those who seek to take advantage of that knowledge.)
  • Group participation is not short-term, but can have long-term, lasting effects on what people believe about an event, fact, person, or organization.
  • The facts don’t matter as much as the participation does. This is a great power that can be used for good or evil.
  • The perception of value is determined by the frequency of shares, not by the content or the facts. That perception may have no basis in reality, financial or otherwise.
  • Once a message emerges into the online community, it cannot be controlled. It will, however, evolve on its own based on commentary about the original message.
  • Messages can be shaped, but once the facts have been twisted in favor of eyeballs (either positively or negatively) most of the originating message holder’s efforts will be focused on damage control because of the resurgent popularity now and in the future.
  • Damage control for messaging is time-intensive and has no expiration date.
  • Speaking before knowing all the facts impacts what other people think of you when they find out the truth now and in the future since the conversation is ongoing. “Well, why didn’t you go to the source?” “How come you didn’t read before responding?” You may have written an article five years ago, but no one cares, because folks are never allowed to change or grow from their mistakes on the internet. Why? Eyeballs on the page, yes, but also the perception of that person’s value based on what’s being said/isn’t.
  • Read the fine print. Always.

And last, but certainly not least…

  • The best way to help is to go to the source and work directly with the individuals involved. This may be a more time-consuming approach and a less popular one to take. However, if you truly want to be part of the solution, popularity (e.g. either broadcasting the signal or feeling like you’re part of something) shouldn’t matter.

My name is Monica and, thanks to an article on penguins, I was able to confirm that yes, I have finally made my peace with the internet. (Thank you, penguins — and Mike!) You may have a different approach to dealing with hot button topics online, and that’s okay. As always, I don’t seek to educate or instruct, but to share and empower. To me, encouraging you to critically think and use your beautiful brain is more powerful than dictating what you should believe.

Back to writing. Have a wonderful day!!!!

    Mood: May I never stop learning.
    Caffeinated Beverages Consumed: I over-caffeinated and repeating that today.
    Work-Out Minutes Logged Yesterday: Chased my cats everywhere. They own me.
    In My Ears: Bulletproof (Tiborg Remix) by La Roux
    Game Last Played: Sonic All Star Racing Transformed
    Book Last Read: Lovecraft’s Monsters anthology
    Movie Last Viewed: Looper
    Latest Artistic Project: National Craft Month
    Latest Fiction/Comic Release: Last Man Zombie Standing
    Latest Game Release: Freedom Flyer
    What I’m Working On: Primarily tie-in games work and novels.


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