Apologies for not blogging all last week and this one — I’ve been swamped! I won’t be participating in April Fool’s this year, but if you want some laughs…

Here is a trio of jokes penned by yours truly you can check out:

• Scion: Extras (Supplemental Yet Can Be Somewhat Useful On Occasion Scions) – This is an RPG supplement for Scion. It has insignificant gods!
• Paths of Storytelling – This includes a choose-your-own adventure style piece I wrote for Vampire the Masquerade. I wrote the Gangrel story. There’s spaghetti. And luchadors. Did I mention a luchador?
• The Squirrel – This is a poem about a terrifying squirrel. Terrifying! Based on Poe’s The Raven.

Maybe one day when I have infinite amounts of willpower I will share all the easter eggs found in these, but for now? Back to work!!!!!!!!!

Mood: What day is it again?
Caffeinated Beverages Consumed: Well, quite a few…
Work-Out Minutes Logged Yesterday: Typing my arse off.
In My Ears: RED RUM RED RUM WHY IS THERE SNOW ON THE GROUND
Game Last Played: Eternal Sonata
Book Last Read: A book I hated. It was awful.
Movie Last Viewed: Some movie about the 9th legion. Can’t remember the name of it.
Latest Artistic Project: National Craft Month
Latest Fiction/Comic Release: Last Man Zombie Standing
Latest Game Release: Freedom Flyer
What I’m Working On: Primarily tie-in games work and novels.